Ceiling Fan Safe Tee
Black / S
$24.99 USD
Sale price
$24.99 USD
Regular price
Ceiling Fan Safe Tee
$24.99 USD
Sale price
$24.99 USD
Regular price
Ships within 1-2 days
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 | 8.25 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.75 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 9 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.75 |
Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm)
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Ceiling Fan Safe Tee
I’m not short… I’m just ceiling fan safe.
Let’s clear something up real quick: this isn’t a joke—it’s a lifestyle advantage.
While others are ducking, dodging, and questioning their life choices, you’re standing tall (well… comfortably) and living fan-blade free. This shirt is for the confident, the self-aware, and the people who know that being short isn’t a flaw—it’s EPIC efficiency.
Bold. Funny. Effortlessly confident.
This tee turns a one-liner into a mic drop.
Wear it out and expect:
- laughs
- double takes
- people saying, “Okay, that’s actually hilarious.”
Because once you put this on, there’s no going back.
You don’t just wear this shirt—you own the joke.
–short– & EPIC
Short and standing tall.
Designed by Bruce
Original artwork created by the founder of -short- & EPIC
Built from passion, Created from belief
Designed to inspire confidence, courage, and self-belief
Live, Not Imagined
Inspired by real experiences-not trends, not algorithms
Styled With
Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.