I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee

I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee

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$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee

I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD

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Size
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (in)
XS 16.5 27 8.25
S 18 28 8.5
M 20 29 8.75
L 22 30 9
XL 24 31 9.25
2XL 26 32 9.5
3XL 28 33 9.75
Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm)

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Being closer to the ground comes with a better view of your questionable footwear. 😏

The “I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes” tee brings short-person humor and cat-level judgment together. Featuring a seriously unimpressed tabby between a pair of sneakers, the back graphic does the talking with bold orange and cream lettering and a distressed finish.

A matching Short & EPIC chest print keeps the attitude going up front.

Created by Bruce, the artist and founder behind -short- & EPIC, for people who own their height, enjoy a little sarcasm, and know a good joke when they wear one.

  • Front: Short & EPIC chest graphic in orange and cream.
  • Back: “I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes” lettering with a judgmental tabby and sneaker illustration.
  • Style: Short-sleeve V-neck with a small front print and bold back artwork.
  • Personality: Short humor, feline attitude, and absolutely no filter.

Short in stature. Very high standards.

Product Details

The Bella+Canvas 3005 brings all-day comfort and incredible style to any wardrobe. These custom v-neck t-shirts come with a stylish V-cut and are made with a lightweight fabric that is highly breathable making it a comfy choice for any casual outing. All tees are manufactured in the US under Fair Labor Association rules for total peace of mind and garments that look good and feel good to wear.

.: The lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) of these custom v-neck t-shirts makes them a versatile choice for any season while the 100% cotton fabric ensures a smooth, comfortable wearing experience.

.: The retail fit along with the V-neckline ensure a stylish silhouette and a trendy, versatile appearance in any setting, whether casual or semi-formal.

.: Bella+Canvas is part of the Fair Labor Association and is Platinum WRAP certified. This means all custom v-neck t-shirts manufactured in the US and internationally are made in a humane, sustainable way, under a strict no-sweatshop policy.

.: All Bella+Canvas 3005 t-shirts come with a tear-away label.

.: Fabric blend: Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Designed by Bruce

Original artwork created by the founder of -short- & EPIC

Built from passion, Created from belief

Designed to inspire confidence, courage, and self-belief

Live, Not Imagined

Inspired by real experiences-not trends, not algorithms

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I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
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  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
  • I’m Down Here Judging Your Shoes – Funny Cat V-Neck Tee
Materials

Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care

Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.

Details

Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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